i’m kinda desperate for money rn so if anyone wants a writing editor or proofreader hmu
if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
me n u or u n hello kitty ?
me and you
Go a little fart
be ded
- Go a little fart
- Dig a little dee
- Reach a little
- Catch the Cat
- and pass it on
One struggle 🫡
if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
Fellas, it’s time to add a new one to the list…
I’d rather die a fool than live as a coward
I’d rather die a fool than live as a coward
oh my GOd IT wasn't even enough that I had to pull out the leatherbound for this one, I needed to get footage of it being written too to slap onto toktik for posterity
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.
worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon
fucking cringe
you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there
i have to get rid of half a pack of cigarettes by april 14 and "get rid of" cannot mean "smoking myself." but why would you throw away something so expensive
greatest website in the world
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